Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Unflattering Pics of Celebs

I stole this idea from D. Prince. She had a post entitled Celebrities Without Makeup MAke Me HAppy and I thought, "Me too!"

I sort of hate celebs and like to make fun of them. Mostly because I'm super jealous of their insane riches. F them bastards!


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A barefaced Kate Moss is proof that photoshop and makeup are all anyone needs to be a supermodel. Dizzam!

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I just love pics of Tom Cruise looking completely off his rocker. There are so many. I sort of have a collection going.

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This picture of Fergie with pee stains never gets old. Squirt, squirt!

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There are too many hideous pics of Britney Spears to choose from. But I like this one of her picking her ass.

Once when I was a kid I was playing over at a friends house and I did this. My friend's dad said, "Pru, are you planning on going to the movies?"

"No," I answered puzzled.

"Because you sure are already picking out your seat!" he cried slapping his knee, and the whole family laughed their asses off, including the senile granny, two year old brother, and the dog. I laughed too (I had no choice!) but I didn't really understand the joke till a few days later. Hey, I was a slow child!

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Probably the worst pic of Maddona ever. I'm fond of it. Look at those scary chompers! She resembles a demented Bugs Bunny.

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Paris Hilton doing what she does best. Sucking.

**UPDATE: For Mister Underhill and Fashion Herald. Here is a little pizza faced Cameron Diaz for you.

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Mister Underhill said...

Oh, I do like the madonna one. She looks so hagalicious!

The ones that get me are the horrible ones of cameron diaz. She looks SO cute in her movies but in her pics she was a thing of terror.

Prunella Jones said...

Oh, that reminds me. I used to have a great pizza faced pic of Cameron. I'll try to find it.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Well... Madonna is living in England so maybe her teeth are just part of the whole joining the culture thing :)

mr_g said...

That's why she's getting divorced. Claims in the papers he ruined years of her dental work with tea and British cooking!

fashion herald said...

find cameron, yes! thanks for this, it's so uplifting after a tiring day!

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Paris may be a bit too young for me, and a cess pool of STDs, but dizzammit, I'm attracted to her.


See? Proof we are better looking than the stars.

Prunella Jones said...

Ron- maybe Kaballah water is not chlorinated? I had a British boyfriend for a while and his teeth were really nice.

Mr G- I lovew tea but British food is.....well yeah, really godawful.

Fashion- your wish is my command, good lady!

Blowing Shit Up- lol, I love an honest man! Did you watch her porno? She has a great body, but damn she looked bored while getting sexed.

Ubermouth- it is nice to see unphotoshopped images sometimes.

WendyB said...

I must say I like Fergie's "the show must go on" attitude.

me said...

my favorite fergie fact is that she hid her addiction to meth by pretending to be bulimic.
now that's quality.

MJ said...

Oh, I LOVE the pee-stained Fergie! Fergalicious! :) Hysterical as usual, Pru!

Prunella Jones said...

Wendy- Fergalicious defination make a girl go pee pee.

Me- really? Wow, I never would have thought Fergie was that clever.

MJ- how come everytime you come around, my very full bladder want to let down?

ablondeblogger said...

Madonna's was the best!! Hahahaha! Is that a recent pick of Britt? She looks preggers there.

D. Prince said...

I don't know if I'd be able to show my face again if I peed my pants on stage.

Prunella Jones said...

Blonde- not super recent I don't think. She is probably just bloated.

D- I'd be mortified too. And I'd start doing kegels immediately.

honkeie2 said...

I am sooo glad people dont follow me around with cameras....I make it a habbit of peeing in publick places.
And Diaz is a perfect example of how hollywood came make anyone look good. I have never seen a picture of her out of makeup that did not look like a train wreck.