It's hard to remember to take it with me whenever I venture out, but sometimes I go on photo rampages inside the house. Here's a couple of the latest.
Lil Jackie Waffles crashed out. He plays hard and sleeps harder. He's like a ragdoll when he's asleep and it's so damn cute.
Every gargoyle needs a blond hoochie wig to vogue in. The little one on the left is jealous. Don't fret man, you get to wear it next month!
Shirley did not want to wear Playboy bunny ears. She found it very degrading as she is a feminist.
I added pop eyes to this picture of The Pope that hangs in my bathroom. Why, you ask? I don't know, just felt like it.
WARNING: This next pic could be considered NSFWish I suppose. You can see a little bit of nipple. So do not scroll down if you don't like tits. Or if you are offended by messy bathrooms.
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I call this self portrait Topless at 5:30 AM in the World's Messiest Bathroom. I considered cropping the toilet out, but on second thought I like it better in.
40 comments:
go, go, gadget penis! Yowsa.
Look at you, you skinny hoochi mamma! *jealous* :)
Caption for Jackie Waffles and Shirley pix:
iz krashed after wild kitteh adoptshun party
Thanks for showing off your tits and, um, kitteh... ;-)
A great way to start the morning blogging!
I think the pope WOULD look like that if he ever saw a nekkid girrl.
Oops, that was me - before my coffee.
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Holy crap, Pru! You are a daring woman! Putting pop eyes on the Pope like that! You heretic! :)
I INVENTED THE DIGITAL CAMERA!!! Totally fer True! Ummmm.... I'm not rich because I got screwed out of the patent, ummmm.... yeah that's it, but I invented it.
Mister U- gadget penis? Is my Jack Rabbit vibrator visible in the bathroom? Damnit!
Blonde- it's true, I am a natural waifish supermodel. As long as I stick to a vegan diet and never eat anything fun.
XL- ah, it wasn't that great a party. Those two were in the bathroom snorting powdered Meow Mix all night long.
Mr G- you're welcome. Being topless is no big deal for me. I work in a place called The Boobie Barn after all.
Blowing Shit Up- I think the pop eyes really added something to His Holiness, don't you? He looks like God just told him to give all the church's money away.
I doubt he'd be very impressed with a nekkid girl. Now a nekkid altar boy....
D- LOL!
MJ- heretic is okay, but I prefer the term iconoclast. Or else jezebel witch.
Ron- LOL! Good job! Because of you millions of chicks can easily post pictures of their racks on the internet. Too bad you lost out on the money. I only fuck rich guys.
Nice rack! And there is nothing sweeter than a sleeping puppy, child or kitten!
Woo! Sexy. Re the cameras, I often think back to the days -- not so long ago -- when we had to be so careful about what pictures we took because God forbid we wasted a frame of film and then RAN OUT.
I love my digital camera too!!!!! It's the best thing ever.
Dang, hot self-portrait! like anyone's looking at the toilet!
and Jackie's looking pretty good too. I love it when they're all fuzzy kitten.
I love griffons with blonde hoochie wigs.
Also, you a hottie!!!
Ron- I was kidding about the rich guys. I only sleep with skanky loser muscians.
Diane- thanks! I agree, all three of those look so utterly comfy while snoozing.
Wendy- I know! And film was sooo expensive I had to shoplift it. So glad those days are over. Being led out of a store in handcuffs sucks!
Carmen- It's my precious. Next to my Ipod and laptop.
Fashion- it would be sad if people were focusing on the toilet, wouldn't it? Sad for them anyway. Who doesn't enjoy looking at boobs? I know I do.
Jackie is so scruffy. I'll brush him and two minutes later his hair is sticking up again. Also he still hasn't mastered the skill of licking his butt clean after using the box. Hopefully he'll figure that one out soon.
Krissy- thank you, sweet girl. I'm glad you agree that there is nothing like a blonde hoochie wig to class up home statuary. If only we could convince my mother.
I am torn between the desire to clean that bathroom or play with your tits.
lord almighty. you have lots of animals, lots of knicknacks and lots of tits!! lucky you!
Now that everyone knows you're a hot chick I will have to struggle for your attention in your comments. Why, Yahweh?!?!
Ummm... if by loser musician you mean someone that can't play music well then I'm your Man!!! LOL
I love the eyes on the Pope. They help to conceal the condemning "you are so going to hell" stare.
I was going to make a pussy and tits joke, but it's too easy.
As for the bathroom counter... I'm glad to see I'm not the only one.
Damn, you's a hottie, I love staring at my tits, too, if I had the balls I'd share mine.
A closer shot of the hooters would be appreciated.
GF- could you clean and organize the bathroom first?
PK- I do have a ton of knicknacks and plenty of animals, but only two boobs alas!
Mister U- um....did you say something?
Just teasing. You know you're my favorite crazed stalker.
Ron- sounds good. Do you also have hair down to your ass, a nice chest, and no job? If so you are my type.
Mish- is school out now? I've missed you.
The Pope still has his judgemental smirk going on.
LA- the bathroom counter is a good representation of my entire life.
I should make a weekly puss and tits post. Pictures of me topless holding JAckie. Maybe I'd get more hits.
Helen- go for it, Helen!
OHM- what is this Playboy?
ew, yes, still have a little guy who's not totally the master of the litter box yet!
also, I may have been wrong about the buff tabby classification. a Maine Coon owner saw Jackie's picture and said "maine coon!" something about huge paws and ears and tufts of fur and the M on the forehead.
that's it. I'm posting a topless pic on my blog.
29 comments!!! Y'all are sex perverts!!! Hey, boobs at ferrtileblog!
not really though.
Sure. And I'll snake your pipes, too.
I can get some hair extensions on what hair I have. I have a great chest it's an antique that's been in the family for decades and I can quit my job....
I want the address of your surgeon! (that is if the pic in the avatar is a before shot)
Fashion- Maine Coon, whoa, those are huge. It's a possibility.
Krissy- it's fun to throw out a naked pic every so often. I seem to do it about once a year.
GF- that's thoughtful of you.
Ron- that's an awful lot of work to go to for what is sure to be a three day relationship. I like my musician hunks but they quickly bore me.
Kimba- oh, no surgeon imvolved. I just sold my soul in exchange for eternal youth. It was quicker, cheaper, and I figured I was going to Hell anyway....
I was going to say something about your pussy but your boobs distracted me!
But I find it disturbing that you have a picture of the pope in your bathroom, that is where I do all my naughty things. And with those bugged out eyes he can see it even better!
I have an overwhelming desire to comment on your blog for the first time.
I think you should have a topless picture of you in different parts of your apartment- as a part of a collection. You know- "here is the kitchen", "here is the living room". I'm all for being topless, but I usually have a human being hanging from me. Not the smae effect...
Wow! You have my full attention!
whoa i missed the mess and the rack. damnit!
Pay dirt! Except it won't enlarge.
If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it ag...
Nevermind. I'll have to work on something more original.
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