Thursday, June 18, 2009

Holy Water Burns But It Gets The Job Done

Now that my demonic possession is over (thanx Father Damien), I've been obsessively following the Iranian revolution. I'm really loving watching this large group of people standing up and demanding something of their government....in realtime on the internet! Go protesters! I just can't get enough updates on this situation. It's got me on the edge of my seat. I wish I could fast forward to tomorrow and find out what happens after the call to prayer. It seems like this is going to be the make or break moment.

Here is a good link if your interested in seeing videos and pics of the protests Iran After the Election. Check it out.

I also stumbled across this quiz a minute ago and it seemed timely.





Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test...

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 5% blindly patriotic


Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.





One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.


Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.



Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules -


Take The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test
at HelloQuizzy





I'd prefer to believe that I would have been a member of the resistance but...yeah, most likely I'd have skeedaddled. Probably to Switzerland cause I like chocolate and yodeling. How about you?

17 comments:

Cheasty said...

laughed my ass off at the title. off to see if i'd be a nazi (or nazzy, as my middle school social studies teacher called 'em)...

words...words...words... said...

You could have been Werner Von Braun! And that's pretty damn sexy.

Glad to see you back :)

Mr. Condescending said...

hey I think I saw you on tv in Iran!

you were the one wearing that black thing around your head like a ninja right?

diane said...

Hey baby girl, I was starting to wonder where you were. I'm so glad you're not a Nazi, and that you haven't been taken hostage or anything. What about the other 58%?
I like yodels too, got any?
Thanks for your sweet note. I rushed right over here to read your new post. xo

Cora said...

Mmmmmmm, chocolate....

Eric said...

Is it weird that I'm worried the test will label me Joseph Goebbels?

jeremy said...

iran. iran so far away.

All This Trouble... said...

Do you have a Swiss Miss costume? I think it could come in handy at some point.

I'm glad you're not dead.
Or a Nazi.

WendyB said...

I like chocolate-y Yodels.

xl said...

I couldn't live in Switzerland because their cheese has holes in it. wtf?

Bill Stankus said...

Remember those TV ads showing people drinking two different un-named sodas? And everyone picked Pepsi! Ah right.

Well, I did that with holy water and tap water - guess what? In each and every test, the tap water did nothing and the holy water always melted devils, witches, sinners and pagans. Simply amazing.

Prunella Jones said...

I like those big horns and funny hats too.

Reeeeeecolaaaa.

Prunella Jones said...

Holy Water - keeping the world demon free since the middle ages.

Now higher in witch killing goodness and caffeine free!

Prunella Jones said...

I feel very silly today.

John Smith said...

What if I would have been a really incompetent and cowardly nazi, like colonel klink? Does that still count as evil?

Diane said...

Apparently, I don't give enough of a crap to not be a Nazi, so I got stuck with them by default.

Bummer.

Girl Interrupted said...

Cool! I pretty much got the same results as you ... need company on your trip to Switzerland? I'm all about the chocolate, but I need to work on my yodelling.