1. I wish life were like an episode of that old show Three's Company. That way my only problems would be paying rent and avoiding the homophobic landlord, and jiggling would make pretty much everything better. I'm great at jiggling so this would have worked out nicely for me.
Also - and this is a highly embarrassing confession - I really wouldn't mind it if reality came with a laugh track. Because whenever I make a smartalecky quip or zinger, I do sorta halfway expect to hear the studio audience kick in with high pitched giggles and applause.
2. Does anyone else think that Spencer Pratt from The Hills looks like someone grafted a toddler's head onto an adult's body? Is it just me?
3. To my great shame, I'm starting to find the goofy guy from those annoying Free Credit Report.com commercials sexy. Somebody slap me.
4. Sometimes while trying to will myself out of bed in the morning, I hear Richard Dawson's voice in my head saying something like this:
One hundred people surveyed, top five answers are on the board, here's the question. How will Prunella Jones spend her day?
Um....checking off everything on her to do list in a timely and productive manner?
Let's see....show me to do list!
BRRRRAAANK, wrong answer.
How about bleaching the three inches of dark roots back to blonde? That's what she needs to do anyway.
BRRRRAAANK. Nope, not on the board.
Oh, I know! Screw around on the internet and waste time like the true slacker she is!
Hmmmmmm. Survey says?
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!