Thursday, December 27, 2007

12 Days of Christmas at The Boobie Barn

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Come on everybody, sing along!



On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me


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A girl who needs to make more money.


On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

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Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money




On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

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Three dumbass bosses,
Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money



On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

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Four Fergie Ferg songs,
Three dumbass bosses,
Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money



On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

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Five jello pits (lime flavored!)
Four Fergie Ferg songs,
Three dumbass bosses,
Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money



On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

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Six butts a-shaking,
Five jello pits (lime flavored!)
Four Fergie Ferg songs,
Three dumbass bosses,
Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money.


One the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me


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Seven drunks a-wasted,
Six butts a-shaking,
Five jello pits (lime flavored!)
Four Fergie Ferg songs,
Three dumbass bosses,
Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money.



On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me


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Eight dorks who think they're big shots,
Seven drunks a-wasted,
Six butts a-shaking
Five jello pits (lime flavored!)
Four Fergie Ferg songs,
Three dumbass bosses,
Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money.


On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

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Nine coke fiends snorting,
Eight dorks who they're big shots,
Seven drunks a-wasted,
Six butts a-shaking,
Five jello pits (lime flavored!)
Four Fergie Ferg songs,
Three dumbass bosses,
Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money.


On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

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Ten trannies teasing,
Nine coke fiends snorting,
Eight dorks who think they're big shots,
Seven drunks a-wasted,
Six butts a-shaking,
Five jello pits (lime flavored!)
Four Fergie Ferg songs,
Three dumbass bosses,
Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money.



On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me


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Eleven lickers licking,
Ten trannies teasing,
Nine coke fiends snorting,
Eight dorks who think they're big shots,
Seven drunks a-wasted,
Six butts a-shaking,
Five jello pits (lime flavored!)
Four Fergi Ferg songs,
Three dumbass bosses,
Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money.



On the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me


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Twelve overdue student loan bills,
Eleven lickers licking,
Ten trannies teasing,
Nine coke fiends snorting,
Eight dorks who think they're big shots,
Seven drunks a-wasted,
Six butts a-shaking,
Five jello pits (lime flavored!)
Four Fergie Ferg songs,
Three dumbass bosses,
Two huge fake boobs,
And a girl who needs to make more money.



The End

22 comments:

Diane said...

May you make more money in 2008!!!

Mister Underhill said...

My new company I'm starting will be in paraguay for tax reasons. You should run away from your student loans with me.

Mister Underhill said...

PS do I need to send ramen?

BUMBLE!!! said...

The Fergie songs and the coke fiends would have to go.

If I got the fake boobs, I'd never come out of my bedroom.

Nice though that you could include the future ho from Saved by the Bell.

Have a great day and hope you get that extra $.

GetFlix said...

That ain't true love.

Helen said...

haha, great songs, best of luck with that bitch sallie, she breathes down my neck, too

muse said...

Ha! Too funny-I even found myself singing along.

LA said...

Love it, Pru.

May your financial dreams come true in 2008.

marky said...

Did the Four Ferie Songs girl pee her pants?

Betty said...

hahahah! better than any pithy christmas card I ever got.

Go Prunella de ville! funny girl :)

brendalove@gmail.com said...

DAMN I hope somebody cleaned that stripper pole with anti-bacterial soap before that girl started licking it with her actual tongue!!

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

There's always a job for you at Horn Dog Enterprises, should you ever relocate to Pittsburgh.

BUMBLE!!! said...

Happy new year to you and all of the boobs at the boobie barn.

Mike said...

ROFLMAO. That was one of the best Christmas songs I heard all season.

LA said...

Happy 2008, darlin'.

BottleBlonde said...

HAAAAaaaa! Your wit never lets me down, Pru.

And I don't care what anybody says. You lick a pole like no one else.

Sudiegirl said...

Ah kiddo...I envy your life.

Seriously.

MsPuddin said...

I’m so spending Christmas with you next year…and who peed in their pants?

Prunella Jones said...

Hope everyone had a good holiday. Personally, I am thrilled it is over.

Memphis Steve said...

Damn those student loan bills! How come Santa never brings a sack filled with cash?

morbid misanthrope said...

Jeez, at least Hanukah only has eight days. Or was it seven? Oy!

Prunella Jones said...

Are there holidays in December? I repress all memories of that month as soon as it's over.