Thus didst this happen to our young Jackie one bright day in April, when he suddenly noticed that the goofy mermaid head he liked to nap on was really quite attractive, with nice, biteable hair.
"Snore, snarfle...huh? Hmmmm."
"Hey baby, how you doin'?"
"Looks like we're all alone here, honey. Just the two of us.
(whisper) Wanna get it on?"
"NOM NOM NOM"
(frenzied flinging)
"MMM HMMMM!"
LICK... "Oh girl"...LICK, LICK..."you so fine!"
"Did you like that, baby? Don't worry, the fun is just beginning."
Cue the porno music...
"YES, YES, YES! Oh Bab-"
"What the hell? Get that camera out of here, Pru!!!
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Well, at least she's not a blow-up doll.
I bought that doll head for 50 cents at a garage sale to use in one of my dumb art projects, but now Jackie has decided to take her for a bride. But hey, since I've seen the movie "Lars and the Real Doll" I know if I humor him and play along he'll get over it.
From the look on her face, the doll seems to be enjoying the attention.
Well, she's a red head. And you know what they say about red heads, doncha?
(whisper) Sluts! (nods knowingly)
I have that same dolly head. well, my kid does. I never thought to let one of my 1,000 cats get his/her freak on with it. That Jackie Waffles has inspired me.
Great pictures, one hot cat there... (I skipped the obvious joke, but you know it's there, hanging around like when people say 'Motel 6', you know the 9 is silent).
Yay Jackie Waffles!! I mean what's the big deal, it's just a little head! C'mon... you know somebody was gonna say it...
haha. Nice.
I feel so dirty.
She was totally asking for it.
I was wondering what happened tot he doll head from the first season of dexter. I'm glad to see it found true love.
Pru!!!!
Glad your are back and better than ever. Nobody does kitty porn better than you.
Awwww, your pussy likes head. How sweet.
Okay, serious note: how did you get the text to dance across the screen like that???? Paint me impressed, Pru.
LOL I love you nom, nom, noms!
Glad to see you back, Pru.
hahaha Is THAT what they say about redheads? LOL
I see that cats dont like gingers lol
Hey don't you live in the flooded areas of the USA? Hope everything is going swimmingly.
Never gets old!
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