Thursday, April 08, 2010

Caught! Exclusive Pictures of Jackie Waffles Gettin' His Freak On

Sometimes in the Spring, a young cat's thoughts turn from snoozing and making sure he gets fed 23 times a day, to other, more primitive desires...






mmmm



Thus didst this happen to our young Jackie one bright day in April, when he suddenly noticed that the goofy mermaid head he liked to nap on was really quite attractive, with nice, biteable hair.

"Snore, snarfle...huh? Hmmmm."






"Hey baby, how you doin'?"





"Looks like we're all alone here, honey. Just the two of us.

(whisper) Wanna get it on?"




"NOM NOM NOM"




(frenzied flinging)

"MMM HMMMM!"





LICK... "Oh girl"...LICK, LICK..."you so fine!"



"Did you like that, baby? Don't worry, the fun is just beginning."




Cue the porno music...




Bam Chicka wOw





Blam Chicka Meeow




Bam Chicka Woo Woo





Damn Chicka and How!




"YES, YES, YES! Oh Bab-"





"What the hell? Get that camera out of here, Pru!!!

18 comments:

xl said...

Well, at least she's not a blow-up doll.

Prunella Jones said...

I bought that doll head for 50 cents at a garage sale to use in one of my dumb art projects, but now Jackie has decided to take her for a bride. But hey, since I've seen the movie "Lars and the Real Doll" I know if I humor him and play along he'll get over it.

Some Guy said...

From the look on her face, the doll seems to be enjoying the attention.

Prunella Jones said...

Well, she's a red head. And you know what they say about red heads, doncha?

(whisper) Sluts! (nods knowingly)

Krissyface said...

I have that same dolly head. well, my kid does. I never thought to let one of my 1,000 cats get his/her freak on with it. That Jackie Waffles has inspired me.

Eric said...

Great pictures, one hot cat there... (I skipped the obvious joke, but you know it's there, hanging around like when people say 'Motel 6', you know the 9 is silent).

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Yay Jackie Waffles!! I mean what's the big deal, it's just a little head! C'mon... you know somebody was gonna say it...

Dr Zibbs said...

haha. Nice.

WendyB said...

I feel so dirty.

words...words...words... said...

She was totally asking for it.

Charles Eli Cheese said...

I was wondering what happened tot he doll head from the first season of dexter. I'm glad to see it found true love.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Pru!!!!

Glad your are back and better than ever. Nobody does kitty porn better than you.

Cora said...

Awwww, your pussy likes head. How sweet.

Okay, serious note: how did you get the text to dance across the screen like that???? Paint me impressed, Pru.

UBERMOUTH said...

LOL I love you nom, nom, noms!
Glad to see you back, Pru.

UBERMOUTH said...

hahaha Is THAT what they say about redheads? LOL

honkeie2 said...

I see that cats dont like gingers lol

Eric said...

Hey don't you live in the flooded areas of the USA? Hope everything is going swimmingly.

Mr. Condescending said...

Never gets old!