tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post8801972800254879932..comments2023-10-28T09:18:36.465-05:00Comments on prunella de ville: ThisPrunella Joneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-19476823046047607922007-08-27T18:48:00.000-05:002007-08-27T18:48:00.000-05:00Sudie- makes you want to run out and buy some ster...<B>Sudie</B>- makes you want to run out and buy some steroids, huh?Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-69779716597219092062007-08-27T18:34:00.000-05:002007-08-27T18:34:00.000-05:00Wow - so that's what all your veins look like when...Wow - so that's what all your veins look like when they're pumped up at once.<BR/><BR/>Damn...Sudiegirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16803331651685046953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-89448063950424372882007-08-26T12:17:00.000-05:002007-08-26T12:17:00.000-05:00MJ great (twisted) minds think alike.Bent Fabric- ...<B>MJ</B> great (twisted) minds think alike.<BR/><BR/><B>Bent Fabric</B>- yikes!<BR/><BR/><B>LA</B>- not half as skeered as me. I just got a new $800 weave put in. No way would I let that get messed up.<BR/><BR/><B>GF</B>- you know it! Luckily I was clever enough to weasle my way out of the fight with a doctor's note.<BR/><BR/><B>Helen</B>- I'm still here. I like you myths vs. facts. Very helpful.<BR/><BR/><B>Morbid</B>- I'm glad your personalities decided to move with you. It sounds like they are taking good care of you in that motel room. Well...at least you are not alone anyhow. <BR/><BR/>I wish Miraculous Misanthrope was around me right now. I've got a paper cut that I'd love for him to <I>magic</I> away for me. It hurts like a bitch!<BR/><BR/>Oh and Mrs. Danvers says hello. Well technically she just hissed and made the sign of the evil eye, but I'm sure that she wishes you well. Maybe.<BR/><BR/><B>Ms. Smack</B>- I think she eats rattlesnakes for breakfast, but she'd be happy to use me for a toothpick.<BR/><BR/><B>Anandamide</B>- Donna is your mom?! See I knew that bitch was lying when she said she was only 22.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-2166455038719989692007-08-26T11:40:00.000-05:002007-08-26T11:40:00.000-05:00Hey, where'd you find that picture of my mom?Hey, where'd you find that picture of my mom?anandamidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02962180578932514914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-73176086140482761402007-08-26T09:15:00.000-05:002007-08-26T09:15:00.000-05:00dear god, Donna looks like she'd eat you for break...dear god, Donna looks like she'd eat you for breakfast.Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-71645113287621680192007-08-25T23:24:00.000-05:002007-08-25T23:24:00.000-05:00A couple of my personalities have suggestions for ...A couple of my personalities have suggestions for your fight with Donna. Since I'm in a motel with a barely functioning computer, I'll give you the abridged version of their comments.<BR/><BR/>murderous misanthrope suggested you cut Donna’s guts out with a nail file and eat a few of them so other potential opponents will know not to fuck with you.<BR/><BR/>malevolent misanthrope liked that idea but said a linoleum knife would be a better weapon than a nail file.<BR/><BR/>murderous misanthrope said he only suggested a nail file because “it’s the kind of thing a chick would have on her most of the time.”<BR/><BR/>magnanimous misanthrope suggested you ought to pray for Donna instead.<BR/><BR/>murderous misanthrope then stabbed magnanimous misanthrope in the ear with a bic pen, causing blood to spray out all over the place.<BR/><BR/>malevolent misanthrope laughed for a few minutes and suggested you ought to stab Donna in the ear or possibly the eye with a pen instead of gutting her.<BR/><BR/>miraculous misanthrope walked across a swimming pool and healed magnanimous misanthrope’s injuries by snapping his fingers.<BR/><BR/>murderous misanthrope got really pissed off and broke a coffee table.<BR/><BR/>melancholy misanthrope showed up long enough to say something about life being pointless and then took a bunch of pills and went to sleep in his room with a looped My Dying Bride CD blasting.<BR/><BR/>mossback misanthrope asked miraculous misanthrope to “magic some chewing tobacco stains out of his shirt” and then said he still thought knifing with a broken bottle was the best defense. <BR/><BR/>meticulous misanthrope brought out some battle plans he drew up to aid you in your match with Donna. He said he devised a new martial art for you to use, based on seventeen existing martial arts from around the world. <BR/><BR/>While meticulous misanthrope gave his Powerpoint presentation on this new fighting style, everyone else fell asleep, and murderous misanthrope wandered off and stepped on a family of squirrels living in the bushes outside of the motel room. <BR/><BR/>I don’t know if any of that will help you in your fight with Donna or if you’re even going to fight her at all, but good luck with your Saturday night regardless.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-57129968945396095922007-08-25T16:28:00.000-05:002007-08-25T16:28:00.000-05:00OMG, Pru, I hope you're still around (it's Saturda...OMG, Pru, I hope you're still around (it's Saturday almost eve)...<BR/><BR/>Myth: the bigger they come, the harder they fall...blah blah<BR/><BR/>Fact: You gotta be faster oh fair-tressed sister.<BR/><BR/>Myth: Stay on the offensive and fight fair<BR/><BR/>Fact: Bite and use illegal takedowns, that bitch is huuuuge. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Myth: One cannot breathe under Jello<BR/><BR/>Fact: Ok, that's a fact.Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424903260701425603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-85572217006372066852007-08-25T00:01:00.000-05:002007-08-25T00:01:00.000-05:00OK, that bodybuilder woman is just flat scary. Wre...OK, that bodybuilder woman is just flat scary. Wrestle me instead. I'm much more normal looking.Memphishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636056194130886380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-66507687725725437152007-08-24T22:58:00.000-05:002007-08-24T22:58:00.000-05:00She's gonna put the Labia Lock on your skinny ass!...She's gonna put the Labia Lock on your skinny ass!! Run Pru, run!!GetFlixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01490253583008054538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-82456575296711659062007-08-24T14:31:00.000-05:002007-08-24T14:31:00.000-05:00I'm skeered of Donna! I think I'd call in dead.I'm skeered of Donna! <BR/><BR/>I think I'd call in dead.LAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03007198807321069686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-17544829987646565792007-08-24T13:24:00.000-05:002007-08-24T13:24:00.000-05:00Eeks!Eeks!Bent Fabrichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486001895872255040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-77784032468882929912007-08-24T11:18:00.000-05:002007-08-24T11:18:00.000-05:00Yes, the cigar was my second choice.Pru, you know ...Yes, the cigar was my second choice.<BR/><BR/>Pru, you know me too well! Eerie.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-55526136257551195502007-08-24T11:16:00.000-05:002007-08-24T11:16:00.000-05:00Mister U- yes, you've figured it out. Now get over...<B>Mister U</B>- yes, you've figured it out. Now get over here and service me boy!<BR/><BR/><B>MJ</B>- or the cigar pic. Nah, the elf shorts is much better.<BR/><BR/><B>Diane</B>- that would be an interesting sight.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-79158361274527140302007-08-24T10:15:00.000-05:002007-08-24T10:15:00.000-05:00give her a shot of estrogen and watch her meltgive her a shot of estrogen and watch her meltDianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15552248284380193013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-49591052605770667932007-08-24T10:08:00.000-05:002007-08-24T10:08:00.000-05:00Pru, that's exactly what I was thinking!Pru, that's exactly what I was thinking!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-71230037135130113312007-08-24T09:54:00.000-05:002007-08-24T09:54:00.000-05:00Sigh. You're really 'the champ', aren't you?Sigh. You're really 'the champ', aren't you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-79374931128969905152007-08-24T09:41:00.000-05:002007-08-24T09:41:00.000-05:00MJ- I think the pic of you in the freakin green el...<B>MJ</B>- I think the pic of you in the freakin green elf shorts would be perfect.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-45748711425365701372007-08-24T09:08:00.000-05:002007-08-24T09:08:00.000-05:00Uh oh. There's another MJ. That one who commented ...Uh oh. There's another MJ. That one who commented previously isn't me. Unless I've been sleepblogging.<BR/><BR/>This means I may have to break down and get me an avatar, doesn't it?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-86016331337348233332007-08-24T08:15:00.000-05:002007-08-24T08:15:00.000-05:00Dan- well of course there are other gentlemen's cl...<B>Dan</B>- well of course there are other gentlemen's clubs, but they aren't quite as high class as The Boobie Barn. I do have standards you know.<BR/><BR/><B>Brenda</B>- she's scary all right. And unfortunately she overheard a thoughtless remark I made about how much she looked like a man. I'm worried she will hold my head under that jello until I die. That would be an awful way to go.<BR/><BR/><B>Ffleur</B>- he truely looks like a Captain Peanut, doesn't he?<BR/><BR/><B>MJ</B>- of course there is! I shake it there every Thurs, Fri, and Saturday night. And sometimes on Tues afternoons.<BR/><BR/><B>ablondeblogger</B>- that is an excellent idea. I think Britinia could give Donna a run for her money. She probably will someday.<BR/><BR/><B>beefcake</B>- a mop boy, eh? That's pretty hardcore. I guess you earned every penny of your salary.<BR/><BR/><B>Ryan</B>- I know! I tried to tell Capt. Peanut that, but no one listens to me. I was actually pushing for blue jello as that color is much more flattering to my complexion.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-11590275051281989972007-08-24T04:30:00.000-05:002007-08-24T04:30:00.000-05:00Green Jello is so 2006. Orange is the new Green. T...Green Jello is so 2006. Orange is the new Green. <BR/>Then again it is a gentlemen's club, and those straight boys don't give a shit about the color scheme.Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15503399599951741209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-66063491488840502912007-08-24T00:00:00.000-05:002007-08-24T00:00:00.000-05:00Well, I guess "The Boobie Barn" can't be all that ...Well, I guess "The Boobie Barn" can't be all that bad.<BR/><BR/>I used to work at "Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace" as a mop boy for the peep shows.Chris Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14852645130772826023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-24967233947290763782007-08-23T23:19:00.001-05:002007-08-23T23:19:00.001-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.BlondeBloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05914759722134808069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-38500600983067644922007-08-23T23:19:00.000-05:002007-08-23T23:19:00.000-05:00If you could somehow trick Britania into standing ...If you could somehow trick Britania into standing in for you, you could kill two birds with one stone!BlondeBloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05914759722134808069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-68185444781364886862007-08-23T22:01:00.000-05:002007-08-23T22:01:00.000-05:00There is really a place called The Boobie Barn! U...There is really a place called The Boobie Barn! Un-freakin-believable! <BR/>You are so funny, Pru! MJMJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13140788326306050340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-59757683674153404382007-08-23T21:25:00.000-05:002007-08-23T21:25:00.000-05:00Is the name Mr Peanut indicitive of any part of hi...Is the name Mr Peanut indicitive of any part of his anatomy?<BR/><BR/>Call in sick on Saturday definitely! We still want you around and your proposed opponent doesn't look like she (he?) fights fair.ffleurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09402156133374051003noreply@blogger.com