tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post2691270955876515893..comments2023-10-28T09:18:36.465-05:00Comments on prunella de ville: THE PRUNELLA JONES STORY starring Mary Kate OlsenPrunella Joneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-4226864951804114882007-08-08T20:27:00.000-05:002007-08-08T20:27:00.000-05:00What else would you expect to see advertised on su...What else would you expect to see advertised on such a classy blog?Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-78944372481638001042007-08-08T16:13:00.000-05:002007-08-08T16:13:00.000-05:00I love it that the Google Ad above your story read...I love it that the Google Ad above your story reads "Get rid of lice instantly".Captain Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232863959032696801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-79002625789896304612007-08-08T08:58:00.000-05:002007-08-08T08:58:00.000-05:00Ffleur- I like harlot, because it sounds so biblic...<B>Ffleur</B>- I like harlot, because it sounds so biblical. And my mom preferred the term tramp, as in: <I>that outfit makes you look like a tramp!</I>How about we compromise and just call you a scarlet woman?<BR/><BR/><B>Betty Boob Hug</B> - I am intrigued by your name. Are you by any chance an exotic dancer? There is a girl at work who calls herself Betty Big Ones, and let me tell you she is not lying.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-58069532887427325532007-08-08T04:25:00.000-05:002007-08-08T04:25:00.000-05:00Haha, this was awesome. You clever girl.Haha, this was awesome. You clever girl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-41014149275538490532007-08-07T23:06:00.000-05:002007-08-07T23:06:00.000-05:00Excuse me - I prefer the term trollop!Excuse me - I prefer the term trollop!ffleurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09402156133374051003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-70540212285758757532007-08-07T21:02:00.000-05:002007-08-07T21:02:00.000-05:00SG- I too was curious to hear what Ffleur would sa...<B>SG</B>- I too was curious to hear what Ffleur would say.<BR/><BR/><B>Ffleur</B>- why you little slut!<BR/><BR/><B>Mister U</B>- does this mean you are going to start wearing raincoats without pants?<BR/><BR/><B>Ubermouth</B>- go to February 2006 at Mister U's site and scroll down to the end to see his wang. Or else wait for his eventual <I>Playgirl</I> centerfold.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for the compliment. I take care of my skin. I used to bathe in the blood of virgins but they are really hard to find nowadays, so I just botox like everyone else.<BR/><BR/><B>Duchess</B>- NAomi can't be any worse of a boss than Big Earl, can she?Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-10599007576149313192007-08-07T18:31:00.000-05:002007-08-07T18:31:00.000-05:00I can't wait to see what happens!!!I think she sho...I can't wait to see what happens!!!<BR/>I think she should take the job...The Duchesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15634462097470914166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-49371704827112191702007-08-07T16:49:00.000-05:002007-08-07T16:49:00.000-05:00This had better not be a joke- where are the free ...This had better not be a joke- where are the free willy pics?<BR/>Great post Pru..You look fab for 250! What moisturizer do you use?UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-16913943545023959762007-08-07T13:19:00.000-05:002007-08-07T13:19:00.000-05:00I never thought showing my penis off would make me...I never thought showing my penis off would make me more popular to be honest. Maybe that is how I need to find women - go into a bar and drop my pance and hope I don't get arrested.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-31614187691568755432007-08-07T13:11:00.000-05:002007-08-07T13:11:00.000-05:00*boom*very nice Mister U. I'd give it a lick & may...*boom*<BR/><BR/>very nice Mister U. I'd give it a lick & maybe a kiss.ffleurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09402156133374051003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-31484954734048355392007-08-07T12:07:00.000-05:002007-08-07T12:07:00.000-05:00Aye Carumba.I'm waiting for Ffleur...Aye Carumba.<BR/><BR/><BR/>I'm waiting for Ffleur...Scottsdale Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04761495017937401012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-77919508062126431452007-08-07T11:07:00.000-05:002007-08-07T11:07:00.000-05:00Mishy- Naomi better watch out! I am wily and venge...<B>Mishy</B>- Naomi better watch out! I am wily and vengeful. If she clocks me with a cell phone I will take my revenge upon her weave. Oh yes! <BR/><BR/>And Russell Crowe doesn't scare me. I could outrun that doughboy anyday.<BR/><BR/><B>Mister U</B>- I'm seeing the Patsy a bit. And those legs kill me. She manages to look like a kid playing dress up in mommy's heels and a little old lady at the same time.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-80823270969312414652007-08-07T10:51:00.000-05:002007-08-07T10:51:00.000-05:00Ffleur- alas, being put back together after sponta...<B>Ffleur</B>- alas, being put back together after spontaneously combusting is very difficult. There is a well documented case from the 70's of a woman who's hair burst into flames after viewing Burt Reynolds nude Cosmo pictures. Luckily she was able to extinguish the fire by plunging her head into nearby sink full of dish water, but her hair never grew back and she's been forced to wear Zsa Zsa Gabor wigs ever since. How do I know this? That woman is my mom!<BR/><BR/>It made me laugh to hear that you have a mental hospital named Riverside in Canada. That's very fitting. The Riverside I was referring to is the desert city in So Cal where I spent many a year, and coincidently, it is full of insane people. Bagging on the Inland Empire is sort of hobby for most Californians. But I do it with love! <BR/><BR/><B>Morbid</B>- if only I had your ninja skills I might consider this plan. I can see the benefits of becoming the new Aileen Wournos. Interviews, books, and movies about my life would be enjoyable. But I am a pacifist who nearly faints at the sight of blood. Plus I've heard the sheets in prison are very rough and I have delicate skin.<BR/><BR/>This plan would make a great subject for a manga type comic book BTW. I can just see the big eyed heroine shanking creeps while dressed in her tiny little lingerie.<BR/><BR/><B>Mister U</B>- thanks for directing Ffleur to your peen pics. I couldn't remember where they were. But I did start humming <I>I Am the Walrus</I>. Koo koo ka choo!<BR/><BR/><B>Anandamide</B>- I just ran across these pictures of MK and liked them. They suggested a story. I like the twins a lot because they are dwarfy billionaires who always look absolutely miserable.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-60311828916524004822007-08-07T10:35:00.000-05:002007-08-07T10:35:00.000-05:00Oh, and it just struck me how much mary kate looks...Oh, and it just struck me how much mary kate looks like patsy from absolutely fabulous. Actually, I can't tear my eyes off those pictures. Isn't she like 19?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-91872047868426548802007-08-07T10:31:00.000-05:002007-08-07T10:31:00.000-05:00Pru: Take the job. You're obviously a little targe...Pru: Take the job. You're obviously a little target, so you'd have less of a chance of Naomi actually getting you with her latest jewel-encrusted communication device. But if she invites Russell Crowe over for dinner watch out. He has better telephone aim.M-M-M-Mishyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05269218009864949075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-62701428404792787952007-08-07T09:51:00.000-05:002007-08-07T09:51:00.000-05:00Prue: Take the job, if for no other reason than to...Prue: Take the job, if for no other reason than to let us watch Mary Kate Olson get savagely telephone whipped by Naomi Campbell.<BR/><BR/>BTW: what made you choose Mary Kate over Ashley? I always liked Ashley better...anandamidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02962180578932514914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-11067235272636449982007-08-07T09:29:00.000-05:002007-08-07T09:29:00.000-05:00it's very true - they are attention whores of the ...it's very true - they are attention whores of the highest caliber.<BR/><BR/>Hopefully the dropping dead will be figurative *and* in a good way. It's at the bottom of my feb 2006 posts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-7120939539538338602007-08-06T23:57:00.000-05:002007-08-06T23:57:00.000-05:00An entrepreneur would have taken her first steps t...An entrepreneur would have taken her first steps to financial success by selling that ecstacy half-tab, but we can’t all be such cunning businesspeople. Instead of exposing yourself to abuse from annoying celebrities with unnecessarily bejeweled cell phones, why not just start shanking every random guy who mistakes you for a prostitute? You’d be able to take whatever cash and credit cards they have on them. If you get really lucky, the media will give you a menacing nickname, and when the authorities finally catch you, you’ll get a book deal. Maybe that would even lead to a female-empowering movie on one of those lady channels where all the movies are about women triumphing over rape by having a bunch of abortions.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-11485444854827517842007-08-06T22:11:00.000-05:002007-08-06T22:11:00.000-05:00Peener post by Mister Underhill? where?! where?! U...Peener post by Mister Underhill? where?! where?! <BR/><BR/>Um, a person can be put back together after spontaneously combusting right?<BR/><BR/>Good story Pru. Like the mention of Riverside. We have a mental hospital called Riverside in my province too. Is that a standard name now?ffleurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09402156133374051003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-62225496492181293892007-08-06T21:58:00.000-05:002007-08-06T21:58:00.000-05:00Catherinette- I hope so. It's hard to believe her ...<B>Catherinette</B>- I hope so. It's hard to believe her work in <I>New York Minute</I> wasn't nominated. What was the academy thinking?<BR/><BR/><B>SG</B>- yes, I did say macarena. And I said it with a Spanish accent.<BR/><BR/>Ffleur is an innocent young girl. Those pics of Mister U's peen might make her spontaneously combust! <BR/><BR/><B>Helen</B>- according to a health book I have that was written in 1936, cigarettes are very helpful for relaxation. It recommends a cigarette after dinner to aid with digestion. What could possibly have changed in 71 years?<BR/><BR/><B>Diane</B>- not to mention he was the sexiest.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-64901370387381722022007-08-06T20:57:00.000-05:002007-08-06T20:57:00.000-05:00There is no doubt that Joey was the smartest Ramon...There is no doubt that Joey was the smartest Ramone - best follow his adviceDianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15552248284380193013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-31805745854838618662007-08-06T20:56:00.000-05:002007-08-06T20:56:00.000-05:00Cigarettes and mono are THE best weight watching r...Cigarettes and mono are THE best weight watching routine, I don't know why the FDA insists they're both bad for you...Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424903260701425603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-71035247751209136012007-08-06T17:07:00.000-05:002007-08-06T17:07:00.000-05:00Ffleur obviously hasn't seen the peener post on Mr...Ffleur obviously hasn't seen the peener post on Mr U.<BR/><BR/>SHe'd drop ded.Scottsdale Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04761495017937401012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-44268876365212763732007-08-06T17:04:00.000-05:002007-08-06T17:04:00.000-05:00You did NOT just say Macarena.You did NOT just say Macarena.Scottsdale Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04761495017937401012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-91186644574854781732007-08-06T16:54:00.000-05:002007-08-06T16:54:00.000-05:00I think there's an Oscar in Mary Kate's future. T...I think there's an Oscar in Mary Kate's future. There has to be!Gaby Hesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09265362117695593240noreply@blogger.com