tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post1816686482500003844..comments2023-10-28T09:18:36.465-05:00Comments on prunella de ville: Aliens Among UsPrunella Joneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-87164275580163491212007-11-06T09:38:00.000-06:002007-11-06T09:38:00.000-06:00L'il Kim doesn't dress. She just steps out of the ...L'il Kim doesn't dress. She just steps out of the shower and wears the washrag for the rest of the day. Not that I'm complaining.Memphishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636056194130886380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-32723491229766950182007-11-04T13:02:00.000-06:002007-11-04T13:02:00.000-06:00Mister U- maybe if you wear the patachouli oil you...<B>Mister U</B>- maybe if you wear the patachouli oil you won't get drafted. It's worth a try anyway.<BR/><BR/><B>Bumble</B>- you have a great weekend as well. Let us know how things go in Elk County!<BR/><BR/><B>Diane</B>- I wish I had Dick's organizational skills.<BR/><BR/><B>Norm</B>- the Geico cavemen are too busy being hilarious on TV.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-59680410922100144562007-11-03T21:42:00.000-05:002007-11-03T21:42:00.000-05:00Norm thinks the Geico cavemen should run for offic...Norm thinks the Geico cavemen should run for office.normhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05308737436390289186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-26030547025278028092007-11-03T21:18:00.000-05:002007-11-03T21:18:00.000-05:00pru - you're right - multi-tasking is a bitch - ev...pru - you're right - multi-tasking is a bitch - even if you are BeelzebubDianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15552248284380193013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-56849835068067713672007-11-03T19:04:00.000-05:002007-11-03T19:04:00.000-05:00Jeez... I didn't know Hillary went to Elk County, ...Jeez... I didn't know Hillary went to Elk County, PA... I know it's a 5 hour drive from here, but just the chance to see her and the mysterious bigfoot creature that was running around up there.<BR/><BR/>Wow. You've just hit on all of the important things today.<BR/><BR/>Have a great weekend.BUMBLE!!!https://www.blogger.com/profile/16895043333551330396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-21811766473003022892007-11-03T19:02:00.000-05:002007-11-03T19:02:00.000-05:00She's ditched the German bar girl look and gone wi...She's ditched the German bar girl look and gone with the sailor girl getup that has her catering to drunken sailors, soldiers, airmen, and marines... hell, I bet she'd even do a coast guarder if the opportunity struck!!<BR/><BR/>But alas...<BR/>where would we be without Paris' sperm receptacle self?BUMBLE!!!https://www.blogger.com/profile/16895043333551330396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-39833898719242762202007-11-03T18:19:00.000-05:002007-11-03T18:19:00.000-05:00"spray the crap out of them with patchouli oil so ..."spray the crap out of them with patchouli oil so that ordinary humans will ridicule and shun them."<BR/><BR/>LOL!!!<BR/><BR/>When I get drafted for the forthcoming war in iran, I will list this as my best skill.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-3005790585106208992007-11-03T14:16:00.000-05:002007-11-03T14:16:00.000-05:00Morbid- Damn those radioactive, baby-eating bastar...Morbid- Damn those radioactive, baby-eating bastards! I don't have a cannon, and I'm scared of firearms so I won't be very effective at disposing of these aliens. I can, however, spray the crap out of them with patchouli oil so that ordinary humans will ridicule and shun them. I know it's not much, but I do try to help out whenever I can.<BR/><BR/><BR/>PK- it's not very pretty, and I've heard it itches like crazy.<BR/><BR/>Blowing Shit Up- that was quite an eeirie tale. My sad experience with alien abduction can be found here<BR/><BR/>Bottleblonde I suppose it is better than being enslaved by corporations. I guess I'd rather be anally probed by an alien than a WalMart executive.<BR/><BR/>Ms Smack- amen!<BR/><BR/>Betty Boob- can't wait to see the newest little addition to the Joel Madden household. You know the kid is an after-school special just waiting to happen.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-52982270996483819682007-11-03T14:06:00.000-05:002007-11-03T14:06:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-76828754956535590772007-11-03T13:39:00.000-05:002007-11-03T13:39:00.000-05:00Diane- well, to be fair, Cheney is a busy guy. It'...<B>Diane</B>- well, to be fair, Cheney is a busy guy. It's hard to balance vice presidential duties with ruling Hades and all, but he's managed to do it. <BR/><BR/><B>Memphis Steve</B>- Hillary and Queen LAtifah? Why not? A sassy black woman could surely liven up the boring presidential debates. Though I'd prefer Lil Kim. That chick knows how to dress.<BR/><BR/><B>Kookla</B>- hmmmmm, the link didn't work for me. But it doesn't surprise me to hear that Paris might have a doppelganger out there causing mischief. This is a common alien ruse. They enjoy cloning individuals and sending out that double to wreak havoc. It's all a part of their master plan to drive us mad. For instance, look at Britney Spears. The poor girl is sitting home night after night, but the paps constantly get pics of her running around with no panties, driving over photographers feet. God those aliens are evil!<BR/><BR/><B>Brenda</B>- I see you have insider information. Tell me more! Don't worry, I'm very discreet.<BR/><BR/><B>SG</B>- well they say 40 is the new 30, which is good news. And that you are only as old as you feel. I guess that means I'm about 12.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-36397235561530641882007-11-03T01:40:00.000-05:002007-11-03T01:40:00.000-05:00I'm with Ms Smack, PLEASE do not let her breed and...I'm with Ms Smack, PLEASE do not let her breed and fill the earth with alien spawn. <BR/><BR/>Nicole Richie breeding is bad enough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-6068142385378735642007-11-03T00:17:00.000-05:002007-11-03T00:17:00.000-05:00Let's just pray she doesn't breed....Let's just pray she doesn't breed....Ms Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-25839792414428069422007-11-02T09:25:00.000-05:002007-11-02T09:25:00.000-05:00Apparently they want to learn our ways so they can...<I>Apparently they want to learn our ways so they can conquer and enslave us. People, we can't let this happen!</I><BR/><BR/>What's wrong with being enslaved by aliens? I imagine that the entire city of San Francisco would enjoy the anal probing.<BR/><BR/>P.S. Brendalove, you are a fuckin' HOOT!?https://www.blogger.com/profile/17780556851578912386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-75023584261847708902007-11-02T08:58:00.000-05:002007-11-02T08:58:00.000-05:00Pur, the dirty details are here. It's from April '...Pur, the dirty details are <A HREF="http://bsuwg.blogspot.com/2006/04/mexican-food-abduction.html" REL="nofollow">here</A>. It's from April '06. Interestingly, I did mention Scientology at the end. So, maybe you're onto something. Where's your Scientology abduction story?Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17804188398018016592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-75590714829137339322007-11-02T06:21:00.000-05:002007-11-02T06:21:00.000-05:00so i guess what you're saying is, they have skanks...so i guess what you're saying is, they have skanks on other planets as well? i can only imagine what alien STDs must do to human genitalia.prettykittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09627856314104858579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-31493022298924864132007-11-02T01:51:00.000-05:002007-11-02T01:51:00.000-05:00Those filthy reptilians have been here for centuri...Those filthy reptilians have been here for centuries, possibly millennia. We're just now learning of their presence because the veil is being lifted, so to speak. You see, they feed off of human pain and suffering--sometimes literal and sometimes spiritual. They really prefer eating babies, though. In fact, in exchange for some of their technology, the US government "allows" them to kidnap and eat a certain number of babies every year. Some experts think they even breed human babies so they'll always have fresh meat. <BR/><BR/>Other aliens, the greys in particular, smell awful because they discharge waste from their skin. You know, because they don't have external genitals like proper life forms.<BR/><BR/>I suggest you kill any aliens you see on the spot. Some of them are radioactive, so try to kill them with a projectile of some kind. Cannons work pretty well. There's nothing cooler than watching a cannon ball rip through one of those skinny little bastards. It’s like breaking a sack full of stinky lukewarm Jell-o with a hammer. Awesome.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-38350558175137151012007-11-01T20:56:00.000-05:002007-11-01T20:56:00.000-05:00OMG I laughed so hard at BrendaLove's comment I fo...OMG I laughed so hard at BrendaLove's comment I forgot what I was gonna say...also<BR/><BR/>sorry for bein an absent commenter, been busy gettin OLD and shitScottsdale Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04761495017937401012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-89806936521345916152007-11-01T20:44:00.000-05:002007-11-01T20:44:00.000-05:00Don't be afraid, she's one of the Sluttoski tribe ...Don't be afraid, she's one of the Sluttoski tribe of Planet Whoreanus in the Vagisil galaxy. She only seeks knowledge of the human male's penis and is collecting specimens at a staggering rate.brendalove@gmail.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00871065462462122312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-82991559604840147852007-11-01T20:04:00.000-05:002007-11-01T20:04:00.000-05:00Are you sure this isn't Nicole Neill? Because peop...Are you sure this isn't Nicole Neill? Because people are always getting the two confused, which explains the latest lawsuit against this so-called Paris. Don't believe me? See the link below:<BR/><BR/><BR/>http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/hilton%2520sued%2520for%2520stealing%2520look_1048526kookla@workhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17312832974636215354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-51215515492297246792007-11-01T16:51:00.000-05:002007-11-01T16:51:00.000-05:00So, you're expecting her to pair up with Janet Ren...So, you're expecting her to pair up with Janet Reno again then, eh? I'm trying to guess who you mean by Bigfoot and that is who comes to mind. It isn't Pelosi, but then I don't think those two could get along what with both of them wanting to be the man. Maybe Queen Latifah?Memphishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01636056194130886380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-47890299249927632282007-11-01T15:47:00.000-05:002007-11-01T15:47:00.000-05:00bigfoot is bound to be a better Veep than Cheneybigfoot is bound to be a better Veep than CheneyDianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15552248284380193013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-43869661487771712452007-11-01T14:27:00.000-05:002007-11-01T14:27:00.000-05:00PEri- well that is what happens when you hurriedly...<B>PEri</B>- well that is what happens when you hurriedly cut and paste. My source was the greatest newspaper ever <I>Weekly World News</I>. Those guys must be alien experts.<BR/><BR/>I'm no alien! My family immigrated to Earth from Uranus generations ago. We don't even have accents anymore, and I only glow when the moon is completely full.<BR/><BR/><B>Moi</B>- If Bigfoot would only run with the Chupacabra he could secure those all important Hispanic voters. Together they would be unbeatable.<BR/><BR/><B>Mister U</B>- so she got to you too, huh? Is there any man she has not soiled with her reptilian space slime?<BR/><BR/>Oh listen, I just remembered I can't make our date on Saturday....um, something suddenly came up. Yeah, that's it. Sorry.<BR/><BR/><B>Memphis Steve</B>- that's an excellent idea. You should mention that to Bigfoot after he and Hills win in November.<BR/><BR/><B>Helen</B>- I don't think Paris was dressed up. Wasn't that a typical Wednesday night outfit for her? Maybe it was one of Britney's castoffs.<BR/><BR/><B>Blowing Shit Up</B>- you must tell us the dirty details. Did they take you to a big, fake luxery ship out in the middle of the desert? Because if they did they weren't aliens, just Scientologists. The exact same thing happened to me. I still cringe whenever I think about that anal probing they delivered while I was hooked up to an e-meter. They said I was filled with thetans!<BR/><BR/><B>Mspuddin</B>- I'm sure that will be a song on Paris' next album.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-19227992427160018792007-11-01T13:42:00.000-05:002007-11-01T13:42:00.000-05:00Could you imageine Paris and Lil John holding a co...Could you imageine Paris and Lil John holding a conversation?<BR/><BR/>Paris: that’s hot.<BR/>Lil john: what!?<BR/>Paris: that’s hot<BR/>Lil John: what!?<BR/>Paris that’s HOT!<BR/>Lil John: YEAH!MsFreshBananaPuddinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05890007816284521647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-53349590818941440272007-11-01T10:57:00.000-05:002007-11-01T10:57:00.000-05:00I was definitely abducted by aliens once. So, I be...I was definitely abducted by aliens once. So, I believe you're onto something.Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17804188398018016592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38665837.post-89070101623087986262007-11-01T09:50:00.000-05:002007-11-01T09:50:00.000-05:00OMG, Pru, does she fall asleep at night in a pod-l...OMG, Pru, does she fall asleep at night in a pod-like receptacle? And what the hell was the costume supposed to be? Dirty Alice in Wonderland AFTER drinking and smoking with the caterpillar?Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424903260701425603noreply@blogger.com